Spametry
Published 15 March 2006
Hi! You've stumbled upon a blog post by a guy named Ryan. I'm not that guy anymore, but I've left his posts around because cool URIs don't change and to remind me how much I've learned and grown over time.
Ryan was a well-meaning but naïve and priviledged person. His views don't necessarily represent the views of anyone.
This came as part of an email I received advertising stock in neck braces. No joke. What follows is surely a computer-generated random string, but oddly poetic. In fact, I'm almost sure it's better than some of the stuff I wrote (and definitely better than some of the things I read) in college:
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Huh. Perhaps it's the Ides of March.